Well, the poll voters are gonna have a rough day figuring out what to do with an absolute laundry list of Top 25 losses to unranked teams. Luckily for them, Jeanty, Maddux, and the boys in Blue made sure they weren’t on the drop list.

While we await the weekly rankings, feel free to peruse our thoughts on the game and add your own:

  • We’re running out of superlatives for Ashton Jeanty. Dude’s an automatic first down, and he’s almost the Steph Curry of “touchdown from anywhere” at this point.
  • Sitting Jeanty in the second half of a game we’ve absolutely got in hand is the right play, but it feels like a letdown when we could be running up the stats. On the flip side, it’s a great comeback to “he’s stat padding against weak teams!” (what, in just the first half of play?)
  • After we very lightly criticized Maddux Madsen’s lack of ability to capitalize on teams keying on the run game last week, he came out and turned in an absolute banger of a performance this week.
  • It’s really hard to tell since it’s second-stringers by the time he comes in, but maaaaybe we were all a bit too quick on the Nelson Hype Train. I’m just saying let’s not do the airport thing anymore.
  • As if to balance out the hype, the defense ran into their kryptonite with Utah State’s quick-strike pass offense. What is “Slant Route to the House”?
  • That said, they did the “bend but don’t break” thing pretty well, and outside of the big pass plays, they really locked down a desperate team playing from behind with nothing to lose. Sometimes those big gambles keep the defense on the field too long and a gassed D makes mistakes.
  • Special Teams is still lacking the “special” part, outside of Jonah Dalmas. He’s quietly putting together an all-time kicking career on the back of loads of touchdowns.
    • Ok, and my man Dylan Riley, TO THE HOOOOOUSE
  • As our venerable Drew Roberts suggested, our current kickoffs strategy seems to be Stacy Collins saying “just go out there and surprise me” at this point.
  • Good news: Austin Bolt is back!
  • In better news: CAPLES IS BACK!
  • Who the heck is Chase Penry?
  • Holy hell, Maddux was dealing to like the entire WR/TE/RB room…

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