Just shy of 5 weeks left ’til kickoff! Today featuring the great Mr. Alexander Teubner.

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#34, Alexander Teubner, Grad Student, S

Credit: Broncosports.com

Stats

Height: 6’1

Weight: 197

High school: Seaside HS (Seaside, OR)

How’d he get to The Blueâ„¢?

Mr. Teubner was walk-on from balmy Seaside, OR. In just his senior season, Teubner amassed 2,420 yards and 44 TDs at RB, earning him all-state honors in the Beaver State. Luckily, the BSU coaches were able to persuade him to come to B-Town by pointing out that The Blue™ is kinda like a sea if you don’t think about it.

Nickname

“Alex 34bner”

It was only right that his name matched his number. How do you pronounce it? Idk, ask your local librarian.

Look-alike

The lookalike machine has been absolutely cooking these days, and today we got Will Poulter, who is apparently in more movies than I remember, but he was definitely that golden boy in Guardians of the Galaxy. It works because Teubs is our golden boy.

Career Highlights

Teubner lead the team in tackles last year with 85, and snagged defensive MVP at the Mountain West championship game last year, thanks to 10 tackles, one TFL, and a forced fumble. Pulling up to 2024, Athlon gave him a preseason all-MW 3rd team honor.

2024 Prospectus

Big things! Teubs has been a tackling machine and is a certified football guyâ„¢. He is a leader on defense that was overall good last year, but will need something more if the Broncos want to reach their goals for this season, especially considering the inconsistency of the secondary in the first half the campaign. His play will have a huge effect on the trajectory of this season.

Is he on Twitter?

He is, @Alex_2bner, and since he’s a DB, he does tweet some bangers every now and then.

Completely made up fact

The sport of fencing has always intrigued Alex. With his roots in Seaside, Mr. Teubner spent years training in a special kind of fencing, beach fencing. While the Olympic Committee has thusfar failed to recognize the sport, there is hope Alex’s training as a pirate will come in handy some day.

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