An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself
So, we tested the Anagram Curse, and went 1 and 1. Kind of a rough outing without an anagram roster vs UTEP, then a truly solid beatdown in the second half of the SDSU game thanks to SBNation firing our butts before I could post an article.
Instead of further testing or tempting fate, we’ve decided to just import the tradtion to FKWG. Our editors fired up the ol’ Anagram Server and started plugging in Fresno State names. On the way, we noticed that CSU-Fresno has a dude named freakin’ Morice Norris! We felt bad anagram-ing such a flawless assemblage of letters, but alas, the Angram Roster takes no breaks.
Here’s to the Milk Can and beating Not-Kellen-Moore!
COACHES
Jeff Tedford – (none found, fittingly)
Kirby Moore – Roomy Biker
Kevin Coyle – Veil Yo Neck
OFFENSE
WR Jalen Moreno-Cropper – Prance Jeer Loop Morn
WR Josh Kelly – Joky Shell
WR Nikko Remigio – I Go Iron Mike
LT Jacob Spomer – Jab Composer
LG Jacob Isaia – Jab Is A Ciao
OC Bula Schmidt – Ditch Albums
RG Mose Vavao – Move As Ova
RT Braylen Nelson – Enabler Nylons
TE Raymond Pauwels Jr – Napalmed Jury Rows
QB Logan Fife – Loin Gaffe
RB Jordan Mims – Jam Nimrods
DEFENSE
DE David Perales – Devils Parade
DT Gavriel Lightfoot – Oft Haggle Vitriol
DT Devo Bridges – Dig Observed
DE Isaiah Johnson – Ah, I Shoo Ninjas
WLB Malachi Langley – Ham, Angelically
MLB Levelle Bailey – Liable Eel Levy
CB Cale Sanders Jr. – Send Clear Jars
SS LJ Early – Jar Yell
FS Chrishawn Jordan – Whir John’s Canard
CB Bralyn Lux – Burn Laxly
NB Morice Norris – Cosine Mirror
SPECIAL TEAMS
PT Carson King – Rink Congas
PK Abraham Montano – Manana Bathroom
LS Nick D’Ambra – Rick Badman
MEDIA
Big Game Boomer – Mega Boob Grime
Hopefully their QB makes lots of loin gaffes as he is chased by Matlock and Tarlas! Lord knows I would wet my pants if I saw 99 barreling down on me.