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#73, Parker Perkins, RS Freshman, OL

Portrait of Parker Perkins, Boise State football player
Credit: broncosports.com

Stats

Height: 6-2

Weight: 312

High school: Middleton High School

How’d he get to The Blue™?

It took all my willpower not to make another joke about driving from Middleton to Boise, so I’ll just say this 1st team all-SIC guy got his PWO offer and ran with it. In a fair universe, he’ll get his time on The Blue, too.

Nickname

“Spiderman”

Parker Perkins –> Peter Parker. Friendly guy from the neighborhood? Smart dude (mechanical engineering major)? Yeah this dude is Spiderman.

Look-alike

A man with curly hair wearing a black suit and a striped tie, smiling widely in front of a yellow background with text.
Credit: Spokeo

Anyone else see a young Jonah Hill here? Although Parker is right to ditch the neckbeard.

Career Highlights

Peep the Hudl film from his Middleton days:

2025 Prospectus

There’s not much in the way of crystal balls on the o-line position. On top of that, you never really know with walk-ons, so I wouldn’t be completely shocked if he worked his way into a rotation here in a year or so. Though you probably won’t hear his name called much in 2025.

Is he on Twi/X?

Not much of a poster, but the @ is there: @parker_per28416

Completely made up fact

Parker? Big fireworks guy. He drops every last penny at those pop-up fireworks shops in the Albertsons parking lot. And you know what? It’s worth it.

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