And down the hill we go, just 48 days now. Today we have a man with an excellent first name, presenting: Mr. Hunter Steacker.

#46, Hunter Steacker, Freshman, WR


Height: 6’0

Weight: 170

High school: Rocky Mountain HS (Meridian, HS)

How’d he get to The Blue™?

I think he probably went down Chinden, but if he lives a little father back he might’ve just taken I-84 to the connector.

Regardless of route, the 2-star WR walked on from Rocky Mountain HS, joining the Broncos this season. Could he big the next local kid to make it big? I certainly wouldn’t mind.


“Giga Chad”

It appears Hunter already holds the team record for cheekbone workouts, so as they (don’t) say, the name fits the meme.



Just hear me out.

Giga-Robin Williams?

I’m standing by it.

Career Highlights

None in Blue and Orange as of yet, but we got him in purple.

2023 Prospectus

No prospectus for 2023, but I think there’s plenty of time. He’ll be part of our 2nd generation of WRs, and will have the next year to make a name on scout team to see if he can get his name in our WR hat.

Is he on Twitter?

He is! Conveniently, it’s @HunterSteacker. No tweets this calendar year, but here’s him winning the 4×100 last year.

Completely made up fact

Steacker actually comes from a Norwegian word, meaning “Stacker” (insightful, I know) and he’s a 5th generation stacker of Red Solo cups. Despite his parents misgivings, Hunter chose football over the tens or even hundreds of dollars awaiting him in cup-stacking.