And down the hill we go, just 48 days now. Today we have a man with an excellent first name, presenting: Mr. Hunter Steacker.

#46, Hunter Steacker, Freshman, WR

Stats

Height: 6’0

Weight: 170

High school: Rocky Mountain HS (Meridian, HS)

How’d he get to The Blue™?

I think he probably went down Chinden, but if he lives a little father back he might’ve just taken I-84 to the connector.

Regardless of route, the 2-star WR walked on from Rocky Mountain HS, joining the Broncos this season. Could he big the next local kid to make it big? I certainly wouldn’t mind.

Nickname

“Giga Chad”

It appears Hunter already holds the team record for cheekbone workouts, so as they (don’t) say, the name fits the meme.

Look-alike

Wait.

Just hear me out.

Giga-Robin Williams?

I’m standing by it.

Career Highlights

None in Blue and Orange as of yet, but we got him in purple.

2023 Prospectus

No prospectus for 2023, but I think there’s plenty of time. He’ll be part of our 2nd generation of WRs, and will have the next year to make a name on scout team to see if he can get his name in our WR hat.

Is he on Twitter?

He is! Conveniently, it’s @HunterSteacker. No tweets this calendar year, but here’s him winning the 4×100 last year.

Completely made up fact

Steacker actually comes from a Norwegian word, meaning “Stacker” (insightful, I know) and he’s a 5th generation stacker of Red Solo cups. Despite his parents misgivings, Hunter chose football over the tens or even hundreds of dollars awaiting him in cup-stacking.

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